Yes, naturally, you would need a prosthetic butthole for this movie about a celibate religious sect, Amanda. I completely agree.

"I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't naked at all, and at the end of the movie, I'm standing in front of a burning building with just a merkin," she explained. "I felt so free."

Unfortunately, she did clarify: "You cannot see my butthole in the scene, but I swear there is a prosthetic butthole there." Release the butthole cut.

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Cool!!!...cute, compact and effective!!! Thumbs-up design!!! Use it as anus clamp at home, rectum holder at the office for fashion and youth feel.

The unique and cute appearance can be used as a gift for your family and friends during the Christmas season, Thanksgiving, Mother's Day, etc.

Stability. Practicality. Stretchability. Viewing Angle.

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But emails exchanged with Kohler's privacy contact clarified that the other "end" that can decrypt the data is Kohler themselves: "User data is encrypted at rest, when it's stored on the user's mobile phone, toilet attachment, and on our systems. Data in transit is also encrypted end-to-end, as it travels between the user's devices and our systems, where it is decrypted and processed to provide our service." [...]

And the privacy policy states data may be used "To create aggregated, de-identified and/or anonymized data, which we may use and share with third parties for our lawful business purposes, including to analyze and improve the Kohler Health Platform and our other products and services, to promote our business, and to train our AI and machine learning models."

Why would you want a toilet-cam, you almost certainly are asking. Their web site says:

Dekoda analyzes three vital areas: gut health, hydration, and the presence of blood in the bowl. Your gut health results fall into three categories: regular, hard, and loose. Your hydration status falls into one of two categories: hydrated or under hydrated. Each session unlocks deeper health insights that become the building blocks for healthy routines, notifying you if blood is detected in the bowl.

Cool, cool. It notifies you if you didn't notice that you are shitting blood.

Training an AI model on literal shit is quite poetic though. Garbage in garbage out.

I'm not taking a shit, I'm unlocking deeper insights!

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Nestled on a man-made island off the coast of Miami, Indian Creek is a village that the likes of Jeff Bezos, Tom Brady, and Jared Kushner call home. It's got an exclusive golf course. Gated bridge-only access. It even has its own government and police department. It's an island filled with mansions that have more bathrooms than there are total rooms in any home you've ever lived in. [...]

The standoff culminated in a shady, underhanded legislative maneuver only a consortium of tax-dodging billionaires could come up with: Indian Creek went to the Florida statehouse, and, with the help of Republican lawmakers sympathetic to the plight of the common underprivileged billionaire, slipped a rider into a transportation bill that would force Surfside to accept the pipeline with zero payout. [...]

An enclave of the ultrarich desperate to be cut off from the rest of humanity forced a neighboring small town to eat the contents of their toilets with no financial compensation, lest the rich folks be forced to suffer the indignity of jet skiing through their own floating turds because they were unwilling to be truly self-sustaining, so they had to be the moochers that all billionaires actually are beneath the bootstrap-y self-made horseshit fantasy façade.

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Ex-BBC journalist Farida Rustamova backed up their claims, saying a source told her that this has been practised since Putin first assumed power in 1999. Dailybeast: ...the poop briefcase travels abroad with the Russian delegation to ensure that their leader's feces do not fall into the wrong hands. Human waste carries genetic and lifestyle information that could reveal intimate details about Putin's health. Out of an abundance of caution, the feces is collected, deposited in said briefcase, and returned to the motherland. Reddit (comment): Putin on the Shitz.

When he eats like Marc Andreessen, they refer to the poopcase as "the nuclear football".

But the important question here is, which other oligarchs do this? I want to know that people like Marca and Thiel and Bezos and Koch see it as a status indicator to have to shit in a bucket every time they are off the grounds of the Compound.

I need this. I need them to be shitting in buckets all the time, "out of an abundance of caution."

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• Fascists fear ridicule more than almost anything.
• Enraging Trump is a net good.
• South Park hasn't been funny or relevant for 25 years.
• I was shocked to learn it was still on the air.
• Body shaming is bad mmmkay?
• But I'll make an exception if it upsets a fascist convicted rapist.
• The episode wasn't funny.
• South Park lectured a generation that "both sides are the same" and that caring about anything makes you a loser.
• Using "AI" generated video is completely on brand for their signature animation style of, "Look, it's so shitty because we don't care about anything".
• (Nihilism is ok I guess, if you're still into that. Whatever, loser.)
• The creators are 4chan billionaire "can't you take a joke" homophobes.
• The message of the episode was that we shouldn't be 100% shitty to the marginalized, just like a more normal, centrist 90% shitty.
• But, again, if this episode made Cheeto Mussolini throw his ketchup at the wall, I'll take it.
• Coalition building must include useful idiots, such as 4chan billionaires.

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Scientists have found that a "rare intense wind event" during NASA's Voyager 2 flyby of Uranus in 1986 may have seriously messed with our understanding of the planet.

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The clip shows a "fountain" surging for several minutes, spraying apparently contaminated water and debris over buildings, vehicles, and public spaces. It looked to occur near a busy intersection and reached up to the 17th story of an adjacent high-rise building, and higher than a nearby crane. [...]

Gazprom said in a statement that the incident happened due to a routine "air fumigation" clean-out procedure.

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Unprecedented diarrheal outbreak erupts in UK as cases spike 3x above usual:

The UK is experiencing a dramatic outbreak -- unprecedented in scale and magnitude -- of diarrheal illnesses from the intestinal parasite, Cryptosporidium, aka Crypto. [...]

The officials sent out a standardized questionnaire on possible exposures to those who tested positive for Crypto. [...]

Though we don't know what's behind the UK's startling gush of cases, we do have a solid handle on how Crypto is spread generally. The microscopic parasites infect the human intestines, causing watery diarrhea. After infection, hardy, thick-walled forms of the parasites (oocysts) are shed in feces. Parasite shedding begins with symptoms but can last for weeks after they've cleared. The parasite spreads onward via a stomach-churning fecal-oral route. This can happen through various fecal contamination routes -- contaminated hands, surfaces, soil, foods, water -- that end in ingestion.

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BMG's lawsuit notably did not refer to "My Poops" as a parody, as parody is technically protected under the First Amendment. The question over whether "My Poops" would've qualified as parody actually would've made the lawsuit an intriguing litmus test on current questions of parody, fair use, and copyright protections. Alas, the settlement pinched off and flushed away that possibility.

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Headline appears to be incorrect: "Rider" would mean that each venue would be expected to provide it, whereas it looks like she's actually bringing these with her on tour, from her own private stash.

Still. Show us the fuckin' toilet seats! At her half billion dollar net worth, I want to know what her Minimum Viable Toilet Seat looks like.

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The quickest run from mouth to anus was just six minutes.

"Further experiments are needed to investigate how to stimulate the frogs to defecate," says Sugiura. "However, I speculate that R. attenuata use legs and the body to stimulate the frog's hind gut."

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Some people will try to tell you that the brown swirl piece is actually a cupcake piece that LEGO has re-colored and re-used as poop. I'm here to challenge that theory. The reality is that LEGO has a much better cupcake top piece, numbered 6060731, which dates all the way back to 2014. Confusingly known as the swirled top piece, it has been used in numerous sets to represent cakes, sweets, chocolate, etc. And when LEGO needs to represent poop -- which they need to do more often than you might expect -- the company eschews the actual cupcake piece, and instead uses piece 6275030 aka the actual poop piece. [...]

LEGO used the piece again in 2020 via a small poly-bag catapult and fortress set that was released in Europe as an extra gift packaged with Issue #3 of LEGO Explorer magazine. No, you aren't being trolled. That is a catapult that fires shit. Perhaps LEGO officially would say it's firing a large pile of mud, but let's all be real here: that's poop. That's a poop catapult. [...]

Later that same year, the infamous poop piece shows up in a Harry Potter set as... the top of a cupcake! Okay, so LEGO does double-dip sometimes. [...]

Moving forward, LEGO would continue to use piece 6275030 as both shit and food in multiple Friends, City, and Jurassic World sets. Basically, whenever a monkey, dinosaur or dog was included in a set, LEGO would chuck in some poop, too.

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Goatse? I barely know ye!

And if you've ever used Netscape Navigator, it's probably time for you to schedule one, too. It's definitely time if you know what +++ATH0 means.

A few notes:

• You may think that I am full of shit, but I now know for a fact that it's only about 7 pounds.

• I was disappointed to learn that they don't actually record the video, they only take photos of notable sites along the way, like Kool-Aid Man giving a tour. I had so hoped to do a side-by-side comparison of the video journey up my ass contrasted with the video journey down DNA Lounge's sewers.

• It seemed obvious to me that making poop jokes to a proctologist is out of line, because surely they have heard them all. But, the sedation they gave me was a total roofie memory-wipe, so I have no idea whether I was able to restrain myself. Who are we kidding, I probably wasn't. I'm gonna bet I went with either:
  1. A doctor walks into a bar after a long shift. He has a few drinks then asks to settle up. The bartender hands him his bill, pats his pockets and says, "Damn, looks like some asshole has my pen." The doctor pulls a rectal thermometer from his shirt pocket and says, "That's funny, the same thing happened to me!"

  2. A guy walks into a bar wearing a raincoat covered with brown stains. The bartender exclaims, "Oh my god! The smell!" The guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm with the circus. Before the act goes on, the animals all have to be given enemas so they don't mess up in the ring and gross out the kids. I do the elephant enemas."

     The bartender says, "That's horrible! Why don't you find another job?"

     The guy answers, "What... and leave show business?"

"Le Chevalier qui fist parler les cons", 1340.

[...] In gratitude, the three fairies bestow gifts upon the knight to help him achieve riches. [...] The second fairy gives him the gift that if he speaks directly to a vagina, the vagina will be compelled to speak back. The third fairy adds to the second fairy's gift: if a vagina is in some way incapacitated and unable to speak, the person's anus will be able to talk to him. [...]

The knight asks the countess's vagina where she'd just gone, and the vagina cannot answer on account of having half a kilo of fabric in it. Whatever the knight tries, that pussy was just not talking.

He starts to panic, until Huet reminds the knight of his third gift - the Chekhov's talking butthole, hanging on the wall since the first act.

This, incidentally, is one of those Mastodon accounts that I would like to follow but can't, because of their horrid use of threads. You'd think they might have a blog that I could follow in RSS instead, and they might, but I can't tell because... they let their domain expire. Great job everybody.

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Poopsie Slime Surprise comes from MGA, who are responsible for the Bratz line of dolls. According to the lawsuit, "My Poops" plays on one of the dolls when you press a button on its belly, leading both to dance moves and to a less savory movement: the toys "excrete sparkling slime." [...]

"My poops, my poops my poops my poops," the unicorn sings. The lyrics continue, "Whatcha gonna do with all that poop, all that poop," and adds, "I drive my parents crazy, I do it every day."

BMG alleges that Poopsie Slime Surprise has made MGA tens of millions of dollars and that the company ignored cease-and-desist warnings. They are asking for a steaming $10 million in damages.

(This is of course not the first time a wide-eyed shitting unicorn has graced these pages.)

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It's easy to see the appeal of this kind of civic action, especially when it comes with the right to give "your" storm drain cutesy names, like Lana Del Drain or Drainmond Green. The feel-good PR campaign obfuscates a grimmer reality, though. San Francisco's antiquated stormwater system is prone to flooding, particularly in low-lying areas, and specifically flooding that contains raw sewage. The problem will only get worse in the face of storms enhanced by climate change. Which makes Adopt-a-Drain the paper straw of flood management, a gesture that's as lovely as it is inadequate. [...]

Despite the existential threat, the utilities commission continues to focus much of its public messaging on the importance of individual action, rather than fast-tracking major infrastructure projects. Sweiss told SFGATE that climate change "requires everyone to do their part," suggesting that residents sign up for Adopt-a-Drain and apply for grants to help pay for "improvements on their property that help protect against flooding during heavy rainstorms." [...]

The truth is, "rain guardians" and "Drain Daddies" are band-aids on a leaking dam. It's up to our local government to take far bolder action to protect its citizens now, before it's too late -- not push convenient distractions, like naming drains.

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"We were under the impression [by the National Weather Service] that we could anticipate not even an inch of rain [that weekend]," Breed said at an emergency press conference Tuesday afternoon. "The information we had was not sufficient in helping us prepare in the capacity we needed to respond to this issue."

But NWS had alerted local officials and broadcast media as far back as Dec. 21 of "a significant rain event that would bring high impacts and hazardous conditions."

Susan Buchanan, a spokesperson for the National Weather Service, said that forecasters even emailed daily briefings to the Mayor's Office and attended the virtual citywide planning meeting for New Year's Eve on Dec. 28.

By Dec. 29, NWS raised the threat level for heavy rain on New Year's Eve in San Francisco to high -- forecasting for 2 to 3 inches of rain, with the potential for up to 6 inches in surrounding areas.

Then, a day before the massive storm arrived, it warned: "This will be a dynamic and potent system ... Expect rain rates to intensify, with periods of heavy rain to develop overnight tonight and through midday on New Year's Eve."

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"For about 18 months, in order to use a bathroom, Plaintiff and other housekeepers were forced to climb out the laundry room window to the outside," her lawsuit claims. "Then, run along the path to the mechanical room, through the mechanical room and downstairs to a bathroom. This toilet was used by both men and women, for example grounds staff used it too."

At one point, housekeepers were told to use the bathroom attached to a security room where security guards monitored cameras on the property, but guards denied them access "because it was decided that housekeepers using the bathroom was a breach of security protocol." As a result of inadequate access, the suit says, housekeepers "frequently developed Urinary Tract Infections (UTIs)." [...]

Bezos has since responded to the lawsuit as you might expect a cartoonishly evil billionaire to respond: by claiming it's impossible for him to be racist toward Hispanic people because his girlfriend, Lauren Sanchez, is Mexican-American.

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