"Without this action it is impossible to control them," said Colombia's environment minister Irene Vélez at a press conference on Monday. Citing estimates that the population could reach at least 500 individuals by 2030, "affecting our ecosystems and native species," she added that "it is our responsibility to take this action." [...]

In 2022 the government launched a sterilization program to slow reproduction of the hippos, which could number up to 200 individuals. At the same time, officials opened talks with seven countries and two international zoo and aquarium associations to relocate the animals. To date, no country has agreed to take even a single hippo, according to the Colombian government, which ultimately led its Ministry of Environment to opt for euthanasia.

Widespread sterilization is not a viable option because it is a "cumbersome, costly and dangerous procedure that progresses at a very slow pace," says Jorge Moreno Bernal, a Ph.D. candidate at the University of the North in Barranquilla, Colombia. A single sterilization requires cranes and puts human lives at risk, he says. "It is not like sterilizing a dog or a cat."

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Demonstrators shouted "Eat a dick!" and "Fuck ICE!" as they pelted the vehicles with dildos.

Activist Russell Ellis, who posted video of the demonstration on Instagram, said the protesters "showed real balls." "Dildos coming your way! Dildos! Dildos!" Ellis barked as the toys rained down on vehicles, landing with rubbery thwunks. "It's raining dicks!" [...]

Later in the afternoon, police declared the protest an unlawful assembly before rushing in to arrest 54 demonstrators.

"Declared an unlawful assembly" is one of those phrases like "officer-involved shooting" that our lickspittle copagandist media like to trot out un-challenged and un-examined.

There are no unlawful assemblies. Fuck you.

Protesters Wield Sex Toys Outside ICE Facility In Broadview:

The protests were held Saturday outside immigration facilities in Broadview, Portland and Los Angeles, as well as the ICE headquarters in Washington, D.C., with dildos donated by a sex shop that went out of business in Minneapolis.

"The logistics of the last couple of weeks have been insane," said Abe, an organizer of the local protest who declined to give their last name. "[We've] been moving dicks around all these states and we have more than 350 [dildos here at Broadview today] with more than 6,000 available nationally."

I have seen articles about a similar protest in Los Angeles, but the contemptibly cowardly LA media have seemingly all blurred out the dildos in their photo coverage. You call this journalism???

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"It's up to you to figure out what you're comfortable sharing back with Tinder," Tinder Head of Product Mark Kantor told 404 Media. Still, users can't pick individual photos they want analyzed or ignored. [...]

Tinder has already leaned heavily into AI. Kantor told 404 Media that artificial intelligence is writing more than half the app's code these days.

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Yes, naturally, you would need a prosthetic butthole for this movie about a celibate religious sect, Amanda. I completely agree.

"I was pregnant and naked, but I wasn't naked at all, and at the end of the movie, I'm standing in front of a burning building with just a merkin," she explained. "I felt so free."

Unfortunately, she did clarify: "You cannot see my butthole in the scene, but I swear there is a prosthetic butthole there." Release the butthole cut.

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The Geneva Convention disintegrated. The Founding Fathers wept. Somewhere, a federal HR manager clutched their chest and whispered, "No. Not like this." [...]

Across the barricades stood a row of cops in riot gear. Helmets. Batons. Armor. Gas masks. High-vis jackets. The full authoritarian cosplay kit. They looked like they were guarding nuclear launch codes. They were guarding a hotel lobby full of ICE agents who were about to be spiritually obliterated by a box of clearance-bin dicks.

We opened the box.

The first dildo flew through the air like a rubber prophecy and skidded to a stop directly at the boots of a state trooper.

And that's when the United States government lost its entire fucking mind.

Before anyone could even laugh properly, before a second dildo could achieve liftoff, before reality had time to process the absurdity of what had just happened, the cops panicked like Victorian men seeing an ankle.

Tear gas.

Pepper balls.

Instant chaos.

The very first rubber dick to touch government-issued leather boots triggered a full-blown chemical weapons response. That is not metaphor. That is not exaggeration. That is a literal sentence that happened in America in 2026. [...]

ICE agents peeked out of hotel windows like scared children witnessing a public execution, except the execution was their dignity and the executioner was a $5 clearance dildo. Arianne was still smiling -- not because it was funny, not because it was cute, but because she knew, in her bones, that we had just cracked reality in half.

We didn't even get to the full distribution phase before they freaked out. The mere presence of one dildo at their feet was enough to trigger chemical weapons. That's how paper-thin their authority is. That's how little it takes to make them go full riot-cop meltdown mode. [...]

We proved that you can bring a trillion-dollar security apparatus to its knees with one well-aimed rubber cock.

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Cool!!!...cute, compact and effective!!! Thumbs-up design!!! Use it as anus clamp at home, rectum holder at the office for fashion and youth feel.

The unique and cute appearance can be used as a gift for your family and friends during the Christmas season, Thanksgiving, Mother's Day, etc.

Stability. Practicality. Stretchability. Viewing Angle.

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"Your royal highness," [Mary Bruce asked], "the U.S. intelligence concluded that you orchestrated the brutal murder of a journalist. 9/11 families are furious that you are here in the Oval Office. Why should Americans trust -- "

At that moment, the president cut in, his voice vibrating with anger. [...]

"You're mentioning somebody that was extremely controversial," Mr. Trump said, referring to the murdered columnist. "A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him, or didn't like him, things happen."

"You don't have to embarrass our guest by asking a question like that," he said to the reporter.

Bonus: When a female reporter began to ask if there was anything "incriminating" in the Epstein emails, Trump pointed a finger in her face. "Quiet. Quiet, Piggy," he said menacingly.

Bonus 2: "How Dare You Embarrass My Esteemed Guest, Jason Voorhees?"

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A representative for GWAR told The New York Post, "Normalizing violence? [...] GWAR is to violence what the New York Post is to journalism. Ridiculous."

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Game hunters have found startlingly 'neon blue' flesh inside of wild pigs in California, triggering advisory statements on potential contamination. "I'm not talking about a little blue," said Dan Burton, owner of a wildlife control company. "I'm talking about neon blue, blueberry blue."

An investigation by local authorities found the dramatic color change was caused by rodenticide poisoning and has issued a warning across the Monterey County area. This poison is often sold dyed for identification, and its use has been highly restricted in California since 2024. [...]

A popular rodent control in agriculture, diphacinone is a first generation rodenticide that acts as an anticoagulant, causing severe internal bleeding.

Predators, including humans, who eat an animal poisoned with the toxin can become ill themselves; while the chemical breaks down faster than second generation rodenticides, diphacinone remains active in the dead animal's tissues for some time, even if cooked. [...]

The CDFW is urging anyone who encounters blue animals or other abnormalities to report them to the Wildlife Health Lab.

So many previouslies:

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By champion of electro-therapeutics Samuel Howard Monell, a physician who the American X-Ray Journal cite, rather wonderfully, as having "done more for static electricity than any other living man". [...]

Monell claims that his high frequency currents of electricity could treat a variety of ailments, including acne, lesions, insomnia, abnormal blood pressure, depression, and hysteria. Although not explicitly delved into in this volume, the treatment of this latter condition in women was frequently achieved at this time through the use of an early form of the vibrator (to save the physician from the manual effort), through bringing the patient to "hysterical paroxysm".

We see here that the good name of Tesla has always been usurped by hucksters and quacks:

"It comprises a charging circuit interrupter, condenser, and primary and secondary coils, and is the only Tesla transformer ever brought within so small a compass."

But never mind that, show me some ankle, baby! Oh yeah that's the stuff.

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Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. "So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?" said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the murderer might not see eye to eye on the best way to eliminate the homeless, he was grateful for the opportunity to exchange ideas and perspectives. "You hate the homeless, I hate the homeless. People have been very hard on you, but I think at the end of the day, we all really just want the same thing. So, do you wear their skin?" At press time, podcast listeners were praising the killer for his civility.

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"I tried my best to make the augments that Mr. Musk requested, but what he was asking for was simply not realistic based on the state of his original member -- you try surgically transforming wet hamburger in a baby sock into the Washington Monument," said Dr. Kaminski. "Then he insisted on being awake during the procedure so he could micromanage the implant process, and when I told him that if we attached any more of the 'cyber-enhancements' he brought with him the penile structure would collapse on itself like a pubic blackhole. Then when it fell apart like all of his other ideas, he went on X and called me a pedophile."

Following the botched surgery, Musk reportedly turned to fertility expert Dr. John Marley in his quest to impregnate a small army of female employees.

"At first I was honored that Mr. Musk chose me to support his quest to staff the federal government entirely with his offspring, but I didn't realize how challenging the process would be -- it was kind of like milking an earthworm but with much, much more sobbing," said Dr. Marley. "And then he started bringing in a phrenology chart and calipers and demanded I discard any sperm absent of his 'desired caucasoid features.' I finally told him to find a different fertility doctor after he asked if it was possible to load a blowgun dart with his sperm to impregnate women from afar."

Slate:

One of the few things they can take solace in is fantasizing about Musk's permanently maimed penis. We had a version of this during Trump's first term, when Stormy Daniels described the man's member as a gross-looking mushroom. [...]

The polarization of capital has never been more apparent than in 2025. The oligarchy is at the control panel. We all live in hell. And yet, the richest man in the world still can't buy a bigger penis without risking "fluid-filled pus bubbles." Poetic justice. Maybe everything is going to be OK after all.

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"They're gross, they're offensive and kids on the road see them, so why wouldn't the police get a call [saying], 'That offends me. Pull it off the truck.' Because now this bill will allow it."

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Our beloved Ribley has suffered some major head injuries over the years, and so I'd like to replace the skull. Where can I get one?

Home Depot sells a replacement "scary skull" but that one sucks, I want the original. eBay has plenty of people parting out their skeletons, and while you can get femurs and rib cages, I haven't been able to find a head. (I believe "servo skull" is not compatible.)

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Previously, previously, previously, previously, previously, previously.]]> https://cdn.jwz.org/blog/2025/02/electronic-genital-verification/feed/ 19 https://www.jwz.org/blog/2025/01/fascists-and-their-dongs-amirite/ https://www.jwz.org/blog/2025/01/fascists-and-their-dongs-amirite/#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2025 07:48:01 +0000 https://jwz.org/b/ykgU Italian soccer club Lazio has fired the man who handled the club's eagle mascot after he posted photos and videos online of his own prosthetic penis.

Falconer Juan Bernabé shared the images on his private social media accounts after undergoing surgery for a penile implant, which he said was for non-medical reasons. [...]

Bernabè said he had no regrets about sharing the images.

Lazio suspended Bernabè in 2021 when he was filmed performing a fascist salute at the end of a match and chanting "Duce, Duce," which was the name used to praise former fascist Italian leader Benito Mussolini.

"I admire him so much," Bernabè added in Monday's radio interview.

Dick pix or it didn't happen.

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Archaeologists Bewildered by Skeleton Made From Bones of at Least Eight People Who Died Thousands of Years Apart:

During a recent reexamination of the bones, researchers noticed peculiarities. For instance, the skeleton's spine appeared to be made of both adolescent and adult vertebrae. [...] Veselka's team used radiocarbon dating to analyze the individual bones; they also sequenced ancient DNA found in them. They found that the skeleton is made of bones from at least eight unrelated men and women. [...]

Placed in the fetal position, it was the only intact body in a graveyard containing 76 cremation burials. Because of a bone pin found near the head, researchers initially concluded the burial was Roman, dating to the second or third century C.E., when the Roman Empire covered the Gallic lands of present-day France and Belgium.

The skeleton's bones are actually much older, with the earliest "contributor" dying nearly 4,445 years ago, per New Scientist. The skeleton contains bones from multiple generations in the late Neolithic period, who lived thousands of years before the Romans conquered Gaul.

Still, the skeleton isn't completely out of place in the Roman cemetery. According to genetic analysis, its skull belongs to a Roman woman of the third or fourth century C.E., whose DNA matches similarly-aged Roman remains in a nearby cemetery -- probably siblings.

How did this composite Neolithic skeleton end up with a Roman skull more than 2,000 years later? As the researchers write, Gallo-Roman groups may have disturbed the old burial while interring their own dead. If it was headless, the Romans might have "completed" it by adding a skull of their own. If not, maybe they replaced the skull. Or maybe they created the entire amalgamated skeleton themselves. [...]

"Whether the assembly of the bones occurred in the late Neolithic or in the Roman period, the presence of the 'individual' was clearly intentional," write the researchers. "The bones were selected, a fitting location chosen and the elements arranged carefully to mimic the correct anatomical order."

Whoever composed the burial understood enough about the human skeletal structure to create a convincing puzzle. As Veselka tells New Scientist, "They knew what they were doing, for sure."

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"I don't mean not flossing. I mean not brushing."

"..."

"Sometimes they open their mouth and I have to excuse myself and put some perfume inside my mask."

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King Kong's Balls, the Gaze of a King, the Royal Pause for the gallery... Between Conceit and indifference, a certain idea of freedom cast in bronze...

... Those who will see nothing but its attributes will have seen nothing, understood nothing... A grand show to bug the 'right-minded'... to deceive fools... A half-smile...

... The coarse illusion of an impudent Monkey... The taunt of Kong to set the art-fair "cheetahs'" tongues wagging, for all the masturbatory bonobos to cop complexes.... His balls out in the open like coconuts thrown in the faces of conformism.

... The calm resistance of an untamed Monkey... His gaze is elsewhere... Far from the human menagerie, from this narrow-minded world... Far from this brash theater, this crass comedy...

... The Kong has a dream... A paradise lost... With no cage and no master... Freedom at the foot of My Tree ... A laugh that we cannot hear... His balls like gongs to summon the Great Awakening...

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The trial [...] will treat 30 males aged 30-64 who are missing at least one molar. The intravenous treatment will be tested for its efficacy on human dentition, after it successfully grew new teeth in ferret and mouse models with no significant side effects.

Following this 11-month first stage, the researchers will then trial the drug on patients aged 2-7 who are missing at least four teeth due to congenital tooth deficiency, which is estimated to affect 1% of people. [...]

Researchers are then looking at expanding the trial to those with partial edentulism, or people missing one to five permanent teeth due to environmental factors. The incidence of this varies from country to country, but it's estimated around 5% of Americans are missing teeth, with a much higher incidence among older adults. [...]

Molecular biologist and dentist Takahashi has been working on tooth regeneration since 2005, and hopes this treatment won't just be for congenital dental conditions but for anyone who has lost teeth, at any age.

If successful, this therapy could be available to patients with any permanently missing teeth within six years.

Oh hey, my post "end of fillings in sight, for at least the tenth consecutive year" is now seven years old.

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Patrons came to enjoy the strange experience of tasting local beer and cocktails -- made using honey-soaked mushrooms or locally harvested vegetables -- while taking in the sight of garbage being sorted and prepared for incineration.

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Now soliciting links to hilarious t-shirts that I should purchase for it. Bonus points if those shirts are thematic with our various recurring parties, and/or upcoming holidays.

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